Talk:Blade Emperor Zelban/@comment-99.57.73.39-20151106060416

So..... I take my time saving my precious gems( like the gem fiend I am). And i go to summon on the new units Dolk/Avant pack. My hopes arent up of course because gumi/alim (whoever) likes to bend you over the table and without lube proceed to screw you. But thats ok, its expected my butt is gonna be a little sore after a summon, usually i get some crap unit or a dupe. No problem, I thought to myself, why not I thought, theres NOOO way they could screw me as bad as they did in the past(50 saved F2P Gems 3 Zephu, 2 Ziz, and a Weiss). Anyways I proceed to click the golden door of fate(assuming I'll get a red door to hell) and to my suprise, the whimsical Rainbow door of awesomeness appears. Like a lion stalking his prey, I was excited at what the possiblities may be being the summon event and all. As my heart pounds I click the door, and to my suprise who do I get...... Dolk! :D "F**k Yeah!!!" I said. Or so i thought. No, as you can guess, it wasnt Dolk. After a little bit of research I found out it was this piece of filth Zelban. Hmmm, I actually had to take a minute to put my phone down before it became Iphone confetti. O wait, heres the kicker I got an oracle(yea that 1700 def OP). Normally i wouldnt rage over a summon as i said its part of the game, but usually when they screw me its to my face with some unique looking unit, that I can be mildly dissappointed about, not some s**t unit that looks like the DAMN EVENT UNIT(tricky bastards). Congratafuckinglations Gumi/Alim you found another way to screw me. Just grabbed your sandpaper condom and went to town.