User:ImNotAPikachu

No I'm Not A Pikachu
People say I'm a Pikachu. You that wrong.

Pikachu is a yellow mouse
Yes I know Pikachu is a yellow mouse.

Ash owns you
Shut up. I don't wanna be reminded of that

You live in a Poke ball
I know.

Pikachu's guide to life
Here's a guide.

* Eat as much as possible. You never know when you're getting feed again

* Sleep as much. If you're asleep you can't fight! Which means you can't get fainted!

* Avoid trainers at all costs. They will trap you in a tiny little ball

* RUN!!! There is no jogging or walking.

* Don't be fooled. Trainers are extremely stupid. They expect a tiny Pikachu to kill a Latios. Smart.

Play as much video games as possible
According to my studies Video Games are not the cause of rotten brains. Rotten brains is caused by exposure from the skull. Video Games help you

* Become more competitive

* Makes you smarter

* Makes time fly

* Makes food go by

* Fills your brain with strategies.