Talk:Mad God Zebra/@comment-26977578-20151029154906


 * sees this freaking thing atop a mountain*

"Oh God, what IS that?!"

(Z) "FOOLISH MORTALS! I AM COMING TO YOU BY GRACE ALONE! YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, BUT I KNOW ALL OF YOU!"

"This is getting intense..."

(Z)"I SUPPOSE YOU WILL WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? Very well..."

"It's probably some terrifying name..."

(Z)"I AM MAD GOD ZEBRA!!!"

"*imagines zebra noise* I'm sorry, Your Madness, sir, but..."

(Z)"What is it, Mortal?"

"You're named after an equestrian that sounds like screaming children!?!"

(Z)"*blushes*W-what!? No! I came before those things ever existed! I...I am the original!"