User blog comment:Thrycius/Zheiro and The Moonlight Sculptor: Chapter 16/@comment-25002135-20150825035401/@comment-25002135-20150825040239

More jokes:

Lessons with Thry: How to check if it is really dead 101

"First, you examine the corpse. Is it still breathing? No? Good. Oh wait, it is? In that case, first draw your sword, then stab it a few times until it stops. Done? Good."

"Next, Stab it a few more times if you haven't done so already."

"Yep, I think it's dead."

"Now, always make sure to end it rightly."

... ...
 * sounds of sword pommel being unscrewed furiously*
 * more sounds of sword pommel being unscrewed furiously*
 * still sounds of sword pommel being unscrewed furiously*

"Okay, there we go. Pommel unscrewed. Now, as according to the manual: 'If you want to end him rightly, hold your spear and sword together on your arm, unscrew the pommel of your sword and throw it at him vigorously.' That's right, it's right there in the manual. Don't believe me? Look:" https://gyazo.com/7dbdbe09bbde859e3f139d0f2ac4c0d7

"Now, all we have left to do is to throw the pommel!"


 * sound of sword pommel hitting target*

Thank you very much for joining us today in Lessons with Thry