Thread:Linathan/@comment-27508440-20150706194055

Once there was a man named Rick and he was hot-headed and ill-tempered. He was hired to sit down on a chair at a desk in a classroom for 12 hours a day and he gets paid 300 dollars an hour. Sometimes, he has to do math that is very hard that he had never encountered before. The main reason why Rick was hired because people could harass Rick and Rick wasn't very smart when he was first hired. Rick got really tired of his job and decided to confront the principal with a very red face. He threatened to beat  up the principal and after he did and actually beat up the principal, suddenly police came wearing pink uniforms and arrested the principal and high-fived Rick for doing such a good deed. Rick was then fired by the secretary and Rick was off to find a new job. Rick then found a new job at a factory and he was hired as a sanitation worker and was paid a dollar an hour. Rick complained and then he was fired. Rick then found a job at an animal shelter. Unfortunately, a dog did not like Rick's impatient attitude at all and bit Rick's hand. Suddenly, a massive horde of cats and  dogs chased Rick to the hospital. Rick was then obviously fired. Rick stayed at the hospital for a day, and he was billed only a dollar. Rick then found a job at as an engineer at a computer company and was satisfied with his job. Unfortunately, the boss fired the wrong Rick, which was him, because the other Rick with a slightly last name which was Rick with a 100 ks intentionally broke a computer. So Rick had to find another job, but he was kidnapped by gangsters on Get Kidnapped st. and forced Rick into the group. If Rick refused, he would get beaten up by a chihuahua. The next day, Rick and the gangster decided to break into a jewelry store and grab 1 million dollars worth of jewels. They found a jewelry store with a door wide open, with no security whatsoever and the jewelry was up for grabs for free in broad daylight. Only Rick went in to steal the jewelry and once he went back to regroup with the gangsters, a policeman hiding from a massive bush suddenly burst out of his hiding place and arrested the gangsters and congratulated Rick for spotting the gangsters stealing the jewelry. Rick then was offered a job as a policeman, and he accepted the position. Rick fined and gave every driver a ticket who barely passed the speed limit by 0.0000001. This created a massive traffic and people started crashing into others violently and several people died, about 75% of the people. Rick got fired again, and he went to find a job at a park. The next day, after he was hired, he was immediately fired for no absolute reason. Then Rick found a job at another park, with the position of a janitor. Rick made the park so clean and tidy that it was so shiny and slippery it burned, injured and killed many people. When the park manager came to see this, he was shouting indignantly and when he went inside the park, he slipped and died. Rick thought his life was pointless which made him fall off a cliff and die.The end.This is a fictional story. 