User blog:Grey Creeper/Uh…

So, I recently (as in yesterday) got my sister into BF. Go me, right? So, we were talking about random crap while BFing, and she brings up the topic of how she has no good water units besides a Squirty (1-star). We start talking about this for a while, when she suddenly asks if Squirties have 7-stars. "Uh, no," was my response. "Why do you ask?" She then launches into this rant about how she wants to put a Squirty on her arena team once she gets good enough, and how Squirties should get 7-star forms, and each time you evolve, the Squirty looks the same as its 1-star, but its eyes are slightly redder than before. By the time it hits 7-star, its eyes are completely red, its BB goes from Gnawing Ice to Gnawing Flesh and it drains the life out of all enemies, its LS regens 1000 hp if the damage taken (per hit, I believe) is 500<x<1000, or its ES can make it randomly revive even if its dead, or its sprite gets blacker for each person/demon/unit/wut it kills, or it grows until it takes up the entire screen @ 7-star, yadda yadda yadda. By this point I was laughing and WTFing really hard, and pointed out that Burnies actually get a lot more love than Squirties, with Nice Burny and Pumberkiny and such. I didn't remember, at the time, that Gumi might go bankrupt from that or something. Actually, I don't know, because my sister wants to be a video game programmer, so if she ends up working for Gumi, she might just do that. Also, I'd pay quite a bit to see that (once I earn a good living and such).