User blog:Carol of the bells/Brave Frontier Rant

Warning!!! Reading this pointless and completely meaningless blog post will cause you to inevitably lose approximately three minutes of your life. Or five, depending on how slow you read. I don't know, becuse I haven't tested it. Even if I did, I'm a fast reader, so it would take less time than it should.

You have been warned.

Does anyone like Brave Frontier? I do. And of course you do, because otherwise you wouldn't be here. Duh. I really like that game, it's a nice game. Except there's just one thing.

Rare summons.

Am I the only who reads things like, "Oh, hi, I have seven Sefias! Nice to meet you!" And I'm just all like, "WHAT?! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!"

I don't even have one Sefia.

You may not know this--partially because I never told anyone--but it is my Brave Frontier life dream to summon one Sefia. Just one. >Sigh< She has magical hair...

Yes, I am jealous of a fictional character's hair. I have no life.

And don't even get me started on summoning the smae character like, five times. I'm sorry, Lancia, I love you alot girl, but when you set foot through that gate after I spent five hours of my life getting those gems, we're going to have a problem.

And by problem, I mean I'm going to collect all five of your extra copies and fuse you to the original Lancia that I already own.

Can anyone tell me how the summoning system even works? Like, are the gaming progarmers just like, "Oh look, a summoner! What's that? They worked hard for those ten gems? Well, then, let's send out a unit they already have!!!! What's that? They want to spend their other five gems? Okay, since we've already sent Lancia out there,

why don't we give them any unit besides the one that they're wanting!!!!PURE GENIUS!!"

It's called marketing. I mean, they gotta find some way to get you to spend yo hard earned cash.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on the hard working people who designed this game. I respect them hightly for being able to think of something brilliant like Brave Frontier.

No, I'm blaming all the Sefia's on the other side of the gate who are laughing their heads off, pushing countless Lancias out the door.

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And in case you were wondering, yes, I did just sumon another Lancia.

Thank you for your patience.