Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24820571-20151027151708

(Imagine this in Trevor Philips' from GTA V's  voice)

GOOD F***ING MORNING, BRAVE FRONTIER WIKI USERS, AND WELCOME TO A SLIGHTLY ANGRY BLOG BY NO OTHER THAN BLAKE XI, A 50 YEAR OLD LOCKED IN THE BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD

...I realize that sounds more wrong than it should mea-

MOVING ON

Quoth A yellow snowball, " this wiki may be PG, but the mods arn't as nice as telli tubbies, punk."

Since we are nearing BF's 2nd anniversary, the live chat/lounge henceforth will be flooded with users. Since most of you don't bother to read the Chat Rules explicitly stated AND linked on the welcome message, I have to personally set some guidelines for all who wish to visit the lounge to follow.

NUMBER ONE.

Absolutely NO complaining. If you come on to the lounge with the intention to complain about the s*** gumi does, coughMEMOIRSOFALEGENDcough, then don't even bother showing your f***ing face to the moderators on penalty of instant banishment. Especially me. I will ban any complainer on sight. The others? They may be slightly more merciful, but I WON'T.

NUMBER TWO.

Don't act like a f***ing idiot. As per my Religion teacher, humans are basically good. Now, I'm not so sure about that when it comes to me, as I'm probably the most f***ed up person on this wiki, but I can say that everyone (except for me) here is good, kind, sweet, and smart. SO F***ING USE IT. DON'T ACT LIKE A F***ING MORON IN HOPES THAT YOU'LL ATTRACT SOMEONE'S ATTENTION, BECAUSE YOU WILL ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF AN ANGRY CHAT MODERATOR WITH A KICK BUTTON.

NUMBER THREE.

Spamming is bad. Allcapsing is bad. BOTH IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. If you decide to visit the lounge and the FIRST F***ING THING YOU DO IS SPAM YOUR ASS OFF AND USE ENOUGH CAPS TO OUTCAP THE SUPER BOWL, THEN GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CHAT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT.

NUMBER FOUR.

Contrary to my attitude, or lack thereof, in this thread, I am a very patient guy in the chat. I can just be... VERY descriptive. The same can be said of all of the chat moderators. We're all a patient bunch. But when triggered, MAY GOD HAVE F***ING MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. TESTING OUR PATIENCE IS ONE THING THAT SHOULD NEVER COME ACROSS YOUR MIND. Never test a chat moderator's patience. You will only regret it.

NUMBER FIVE.

Everyone in the chat is fairly pleasant.... mostly. Most of us like helping, but others like playing jokes and screwing with the others. Don't hesitate to ask questions or send queries to us. We'll try our best to help. AND ALSO, REMEMBER THAT THIS IS A F***ING WIKI, SO IF YOUR QUESTION IS SOMETHING LIKE "OH DURR WHAT DOES X DO" THEN F***ING LOOK IT UP ON THE WIKI.

NUMBER SIX.

We don't work for gumi. We can't directly help you with account issues, but we can try to advise you through them. Ultimately, only gumi can help with those specific issues, not us. Remember, this isn't a gumi-hosted chat, this is a wikia/user-hosted chat.

And that's all for the live chat etiquette, brought to you by the very eloquent and foul-mouthed Blake Xi. Pay a visit to the live chat if you wish, we won't bite ;)

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