User blog:Thrycius/Short Skit 2

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Zellha was enjoying an afternoon walk on the plains of Mistral looking a good place to begin her chaos when space in front of her distorted!

And out of that distortion came a familiar person named Thrycius, the last person she had wanted to see today.

“Gah, it's you—!” Zellha shouted, angrily pointing at the bard. “I'll get you for what happened in chapter 8 in the story!”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Thrycius said, holding up his hands, laughing. “Before you continue breaking the fourth wall and decide to attack me, let me tell you a story.”

“No way,” Zellha protested. “You're somehow going to convince me otherwise with that silver tongue of yours if I let you, after all.”

“Don't worry, don't worry, I won't do that, it's just a story.” Thrycius said, grinning. “Have you ever heard of The Omni Team? It's a group of developers that create various different inventions.”

“What does that have to do with anything?” Zellha asked suspiciously.

“Bear with me for a second,” Thrycius said with his usual grin, “There were two inventors in the group, named Eva and Lute, who created a hydrogen fusion reactor which could be used as a powerful source of energy. You know, like how the sun works.”

“And…?” Zellha asked, waiting for him to continue.

“The inventors really, really, wanted their name on the product, so it was called Omni's Eva/Lute's Sun. When they tried to market it, reviewers just kept giving it seven stars out of ten, because the amount of power it needed to use just kept creeping up. As they say, the power creep is real—”

“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Zellha screamed. “I get it! I get it, I'm an outdated unit now, so just shut up already!!!”

“Hmm?” Thrycius said, grinning. “When did I say anything like that?”

“Y-you—!” Zellha spluttered with both anger and frustration, knowing full well that she had lost somehow. “AAAH! I'll get you for this!”

And thus for the rest of the day beginners would stare in wonder as a beautiful inhuman goddess chased down what appeared to be an endlessly laughing idiot all over the Beginner's Prairie, throwing magic left and right and leaving craters all over the ground in their wake.

A/N: Thry is such a troll